Love Yahoo!! wannabe a princess™ asked:
I play a lot of slot machine / casino games on my computer and I’ve won millions of dollars, but I can’t get it to pay out. Is there some special hardware I need that prints tickets, or better yet that prints the money directly?
Slot Machine Games
I play a lot of slot machine / casino games on my computer and I’ve won millions of dollars, but I can’t get it to pay out. Is there some special hardware I need that prints tickets, or better yet that prints the money directly?
Slot Machine Games

August 9th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
It’s in your CD drive…just push the button.
I hope you haven’t jammed it, if you’ve been playing and winning for quite a while!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 2:55 am
They’re set up to automatically direct deposit to your bank account. Don’t worry about it - just start spending that dough!
August 15th, 2008 at 5:39 am
i’ve been meaning to get around to this anyway.
*gets on one knee*
princess, will you marry me? oh, and lets not sign a pre-nup, k?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Yeah, it’s called a printer. But make sure it’s a really good one so that the money actually looks real. The last thing you want is to be caught with funny-looking money. I’d recommend one of those HP Photosmart printers that use Vivera Inks. Those will probably make your counterfeits look pretty nice.
An even better peripheral would be an ATM machine. But I hear those are hard to steal…I mean hard to hookup to your computer once you’re procure one legally.
Good luck and tell me how it goes!
August 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Go around to the back of the computer and look for a tiiiiiiiny green button. It’s very small, but I assure you it’s there. Not use a burnt toothpick to GENTLY press the button. Go back to the keyboard and type in your mother’s aunt’s middle name and hit ctrl and alt at the same time. This should do it.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I think you can get one at Best Buy. If not, try Circuit City. They have everything.